| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8190 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.
We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?
So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4314 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5259 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!
On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.
We are waiting for you!!!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!
Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?
So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 143 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.
Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.
So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).
Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.
So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 188 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.
Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2621 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 84 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂
Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb
We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!
Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.
Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2170 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.
But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.
So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7347 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.