| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7227 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Votes: | 2317 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6729 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8667 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7274 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1103 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4740 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9625 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 1211 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8769 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1017 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9425 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 4440 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 4184 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1124 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 88 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2010 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 298 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9515 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 2544 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8885 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 146 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1660 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 299 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
