| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 7327 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 286 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?
Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.
Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 5641 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 176 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 9157 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!
Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 57168 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.
So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4713 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 7344 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!