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join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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