Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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