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Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 8
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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