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Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mines Excavated:	1194
Alien Abductions:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1002
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	2420	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	8650
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	297	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	135
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Votes:	964	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	182
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	111
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3091
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Emeralds Found:	4393
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Players:	108/500	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6757
Ores Mined:	5814	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9