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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	2207
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Animals Bred:	51	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	196
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	434	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6289	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1675
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	2093	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Farms Harvested:	823	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3094	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	250
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	5093

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3540	Dragon Eggs Found:	1891
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Potions Brewed:	46	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1