SPERMACRAFT Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6398	Enchantments Applied:	208

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ores Mined:	4296
Villages Defended:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	212328
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7856	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3348
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Potions Brewed:	117

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Votes:	3522
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5037
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	7