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Trump Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show! That’s right, these llamas have built an entire civilization beneath the surface and they’re looking for new recruits to join their llama army.

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own gang and are constantly causing chaos around the server. You never know when you’ll log in and find your house covered in feathers and eggs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary diamond pickaxe that is said to have been forged by the gods themselves. Whoever wields this pickaxe is said to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and watch out for those llamas!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	New Chunks Explored:	197462
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoPayNoPlayMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No need to worry about splitting costs for holiday homes or dealing with demanding family members. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds in the mines.

So come join us and let’s craft away the stress together. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft mayhem instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WorseningCraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones in charge? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepers have formed a political party and are demanding equal rights for all mobs! Join now to witness the chaos as the skeletons try to unionize and the zombies start a riot over the lack of brains in the cafeteria.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Obsidian hybrid block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start digging for that sweet, sweet bling-obsidian!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of Herobrine, who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses upside down and filling them with chickens. But hey, who doesn’t love a good jump scare every now and then?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BucketListCraft

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BucketListCraft, bungee jumping, dream destinations, dreams, experiences, goals, Hiking, life goals, once in a lifetime experiences, personal growth, scuba diving, Self Discovery, skydiving, thrill-seeking, travel, Wanderlust, world exploration

Do you have “Join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe” on your bucket list? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it with a bucket of lava (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. Don’t miss out on the chance to dance with the undead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and check off “Join the most insane Minecraft server ever” from your bucket list today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Good Time Not Long Time

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u know dat feelin when u jus wanna have a good time in Minecraft but not commit to a long term relationship with a server? well dis server is da answer to all ur problems! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds raining from the sky, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Play.Elite-Gaming.Ro

Active players, Contests, elite gaming, Memories, minecraft server, Play, ro, Romanian, Skyblock

A Romanian Minecraft server, we are waiting for you with great love to play and make friends

Section: Skyblock

Frequent contests, active players, we are waiting for you to form as many memories as possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Bi-Fetish Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the steamy drama between players! Join us if you’re into MMF threesomes – in Minecraft, of course! Watch your boyfriend get it on with another guy while you build the most epic castle in the land. Just remember, no touching – we’re all about the voyeuristic thrill here! So come on in and let your wildest fantasies run wild…as long as those fantasies involve pixelated blocks and not actual human contact.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mining Mahjong Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner mahjong master while building epic structures? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, M-League matches, and arts and crafts tournaments that will blow your mind! Our server is so lit, even Kaavi Fortune himself has blessed us with his presence for our 3rd tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Sign up now and get ready to experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the mjg booru while you’re at it. See you in the game, mahjong warriors! 🀄️🔥 #CrazyCraftsAndMahjongMadness

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCheatSwap

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to prove your worthiness and intelligence in a battle of wits and skills! Just like the tough chemistry test, our server will challenge you to think on your feet and outsmart your opponents.

Imagine a world where your classmates can’t cheat their way to victory and where hard work and dedication are rewarded. On our server, everyone starts on an even playing field, so you can show off your true skills without any shortcuts.

Don’t be like the girl who thought she could coast by on memorized answers – join us and show that you have what it takes to succeed on your own merit. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate your hard work and dedication.

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the cheaters behind. Let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer our challenges and come out on top!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	184	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BodySwapMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally change anything about your body! Want to have diamond abs? Done. Want to have creeper feet? No problem. Want to have a pig’s snout? Sure thing! The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where you can trade body parts with other players, participate in crazy challenges like the “Ugliest Avatar Contest”, and even attend a virtual plastic surgery clinic run by a group of mischievous villagers.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your own sanity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just end up with a body that’s weirder than a chicken riding a pig!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad first dates again! On our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, fancy dinners, and even a pet llama to serenade you with love songs. Plus, if your date turns out to be a creeper (literally), you can just block them and move on to the next blocky hottie. So come join us and find your virtual soulmate – because diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever on our server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mines Excavated:	2274	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Legendary Mystic Commons

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hey u, yes u, r u tired of all them basic minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? well do i have a treat for u! come join our EPIC server where legends are born, myths are busted, and uniqueness is the norm!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a magical land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly! yes, u heard me right, friendly creepers! they will even help u build ur house if u ask nicely.

our server is so unique that even herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. he’s now our resident interior designer, adding spooky touches to all our builds. and don’t even get me started on the llamas. they have formed their own llama army and are plotting to take over the server. but don’t worry, they only attack with hugs and kisses.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most legendary, mystical, and unique minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. who can say no to free cake?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dad’s Age Down Syndrome Risk

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hey u, ya u reading dis, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u gonna be like “whaaaaat?!”

so get dis, if ur dad is like super old or super young, u got a higher chance of gettin a kid with down syndrome. crazy right?! but like, don’t worry bout dat, just join our server and u gonna have a blast!

we got like, diamond armor for days, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell dad jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of endless cake. yea, we got dat too.

so what u waitin for? come join our server and let’s make some memories together. and remember, age ain’t nothin but a number, especially in minecraft. let’s get crafty, my dudes!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

What is the IP for Critical Drinker After Hours Minecraft Server?

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Critical Drinker After Hours is a YouTube channel hosted by a popular cultural commentator known as the Critical Drinker. With a no-nonsense, humorous approach, the Critical Drinker reviews movies, TV shows, and other forms of entertainment, offering insightful analysis and sharp critique. His channel has gained a dedicated following for its candid and entertaining content, making him a notable voice in the world of pop culture commentary.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2595	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cirque du Mine: Chapter 63 Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and jaw-dropping surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of circus performers who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They can juggle creepers, tame Ender Dragons, and even ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel in our server that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join Cirque du Freak today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the clown zombies – they’re a real hoot!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	2718