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CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

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Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	401
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	20741	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4116

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchantments Applied:	187	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10