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Ballistic SMP Elemental PvP Civilization
civilization gameplayCompetitive PVPelemental itemsevent focusedfair play ruleshardcore combatjava editionlore heavymythic gearno grief survivalorganized eventsprotected basesQuest Basedskill-based fightssmall world mapsolo duelsStory-Drivenstructured pvpTeam BattlesTight Community
Ballistic SMP is a Minecraft Java server that is all about PvP and combat. It feels like a PvP simulation where fighting other players is the main focus and winning is about skill and timing and not just broken gear.
The server has four mythic weapons and one mythic armor set. Each one is linked to an elemental guardian like Air Water Fire and Death. These items are rare and powerful and players earn them through quests events and combat challenges instead of just grinding in a boring way.
PvP is everywhere but the server is not anarchy. Griefing and stealing are not allowed so your base and progress are protected. That means you can build and live somewhere without worrying that everything will be ruined while you are offline but you still have to watch out for fights.
There is a lot of lore and worldbuilding around the four guardians. You can find quests hidden relics and events that tell more of the story. The world border is 3000 by 3000 so the map feels tight and dangerous and you run into other players pretty often instead of wandering forever.
The server runs frequent events like air drops that cause sudden PvP battles lore events that change the story and special events where you fight for pieces of mythic weapons and armor. It looks like a good place if you want serious PvP with rules and a story instead of random chaos.
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Oathwood SMP Towny Survival PvP
Chill Communitycozy atmosphereearned progressionfriendly vibesLight PVPlong-term worldlow chaosmeaningful conflictsnation politicsno random resetsnon toxicPlayer Marketsplayer reputationPlayer Townssemi competitiveSerious Survivalsteady gameplaySurvival FocusTeam Orientedtrust-based
Oathwood is a survival Towny server that wants to feel like a real living world and not just another reset grind. It is built for players who like to settle down and stay for a long time.
Here you can claim land build towns and even join nations that are run by other players. There are player shops and a player driven economy so trading with other people actually matters.
PvP is turned on but it is not just random chaos. The server wants fights to have a reason and griefing for no reason is not accepted. Towns give you more safety and your reputation is important if you want trust.
The gameplay is mostly normal survival with some light quality of life stuff so it still feels grounded and not super modded. The community is meant to be welcoming and calm and it rewards players who are patient and consistent.
If you like building trading exploring or just grinding quietly this server is made to last and your town and your name can become part of its history.
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EVA SMP Factions Beta Survival
Beta Testingbuilder-friendlyCustom Armordungeon raidsfarmer friendlyfeedback focusedfriendly factionsjava 1.20Light Roleplaylong termLore-drivenPlayer Economyprogression gearPvE combatRisk-rewardslow progressionSupernatural powersSurvival Focusterritory controlworld events
This server is called EVA SMP and it feels like a long term world where you are supposed to take your time and grow slowly. It is Java Edition 1.20.2 and you just join without extra downloads.
The server uses something called Economy Points. You use these along with allegiances and territory to get stronger and unlock stuff. As you play you can get custom armor and supernatural abilities instead of getting everything right away.
Their factions are called allegiances. You can join one or start your own or just stay solo. You can trade with people explore build and join in conflicts and world events as new systems and tech get added over time.
There is a big World Tree dungeon that is part of the lore. In there you can fight harder enemies for special armor and rewards you cannot craft normally.
If you do not like fighting you can still progress. You can get special items quality of life stuff and Economy Points by building and farming so chill players are not left behind.
Right now the server is in beta and they are looking for people who want to test things give feedback and help shape how the server will be in the future.
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Chill Survival With Grief Protection
active membersCasual Communitychill survivalCommunity Eventscommunity-drivencozy gameplayend dimensionevent focusedFair Rulesfriendly playersGrief-Protectedlightly moddedlong-term worldNo Toxicityplayer cooperationrelaxed vibesSemi VanillaSmall CommunitySurvival Focusvoice chat
This is a small and pretty chill Minecraft server that already has over 100 players. It is still fairly new and people are active and hanging out.
The server has grief protection so you can build without stressing about your stuff getting ruined. There are a few mods but they do not really change how your game runs. It still feels normal to play.
The community is friendly and not toxic. People like to talk and there is a voice chat plugin so you can hang out and chat while you play.
The end fight is happening soon to celebrate the server being up for one month. The main rule is to not cheat and to keep the server fun for everyone who joins.
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Sam’s Vanilla Anarchy Ocean Survival
adult playersAnarchy Styleexploration focusedGrief allowedhome teleportsLong-Term Mapmature vibeminimal rulesNo-Claimsocean spawnold worldopen pvpplayer freedomPvP SurvivalQuality-Liferelaxed communitySemi-HardcoreSnapshot Updatesunstructured playVanilla Survival
This server is a vanilla anarchy survival world that starts you in the middle of the ocean. When you join you have to swim or use a boat and find land before you can really build or explore. It feels like an adventure right from the first minute.
The world has been around since 2011 so the terrain is super mixed. You can find really old areas and ruins and if you travel far enough you can reach newer land that was generated after 2014. Sometimes player and mob heads drop in combat so fights can give you cool trophies.
The server uses a few simple datapacks that give you commands like trigger home and trigger spawn. You can set up to 10 homes which makes moving around the giant old world a lot easier. Nothing else really changes the gameplay so it still feels like classic vanilla Minecraft.
There are only two rules. You have to treat other players with respect and you cannot try to crash the server on purpose. Besides that almost anything is allowed. Griefing is allowed and hacked clients are allowed too so you need to be careful and smart about your builds.
Most people playing are in their mid twenties or older. A lot are from the US and there are also some Russian and Polish speakers. The vibe is pretty relaxed and not super structured so you can just do your own thing and explore or fight or build how you want.
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