| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7595 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Friendly Lifesteal server that needs staff
Spendblood.minehut.gg
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4539 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 947347 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
And get this, fam – we got a pet zombie named Zombo who be protectin’ our base from creepers and skeletons. He even knows how to do the floss dance, it’s lit! Plus, we got a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but way more dangerous!
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. We got players dukin’ it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, it’s a bloodbath out there! But hey, that’s just how we roll on dis server – no mercy, no prisoners!
So come join us on dis insane Minecraft server, where the food waste is low but the fun is off the charts! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3582 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who like to live life on the edge.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor to take your creations to the next level.
And don’t even get me started on our FAQ section – we’ve got tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. Plus, our link hub will blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4158 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
We promise a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through our pixelated world, where you never know what items might mysteriously disappear from your inventory. Will it be a bag of protein powder, a shoe horn, or even hair clippers? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to outwit the sneaky thieves lurking in the shadows. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the missing items and become the hero of the server. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3110 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Enchantments Applied: | 221 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
On our server, you can escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about accommodating anyone else’s needs but your own. Build your dream vacation home on the beach without having to worry about planning around someone else’s kids.
And don’t worry, there won’t be any extreme reactions or guilt-tripping here! Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual paradise. So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. After all, it’s not your resp to ensure someone else has a travel buddy, right? 😉
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 1437 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).
Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3906 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.
Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.
Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8941 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.
Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?
So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 521 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3207 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Votes: | 3007 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1562 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!
And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!
So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 944 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3397 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1882 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Come in to just go through minecraft.
Can’t we argue?)
zipmine.aternos.me
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9449 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2474 |
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here! |
| We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st. |
| There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP allowed on the server? | No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties. |
| What mods are included in the custom modpack? | The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. |
| Are there any age restrictions for players? | The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older. |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7801 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1726 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!
Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 264 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty
