SpeedyScanCraft

anger, anxiety, cashier, cleaning supplies, compassion, customer service, disability, dollar tree, groceries, Hurry, husband, Hyperventilating, Karen, mental illness, Panic, panic attack, Rude, screaming, shopping, SpeedyScanCraft, unfazed

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	9070	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoHellAllowedCraft

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	222
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	429
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

assault, China, Diplomatic tension, Dispute, east asia, Fiasco, Fishermen, fishing rights, foreign policy, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime security, military aggression, SeaCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial conflict, territorial waters, United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS), Vietnam

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	411385
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tie-Breaker Network

bridging ties, Communication, Community, Connections, INFORMATION, information flow, information sharing, interpersonal relationships, Network, network theory, networking, relationships, social capital, social circles, social dynamics, social influence, social networks, social theory, Sociology, strength of weak ties, Tiebreaker, Weak ties

so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

Adventure, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, Community, community project, Dimensions, Discord, Drool, elemental control, Exploring, Flight, Goats, GoatZone, Included, laser vision, learning, Modded, Modern city, Mods, new things, Players, Powers, rule, Server, smp, special powers, Super, super speed, super strength, Unique abilities, Whitelist

GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Superpowers	Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
Community Project	Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
Mods	New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
Focus	Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

FAQ

How do I get a superpower?

Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

Can I change my superpower?

Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

How do I join the community project to build the city?

Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

/Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspiration, Crafting, craving, desire, dream, Fun, Goal, Int, International, just want one thing, longing, Minecraft, Need, Objective, one thing, Pursuit, Request, seeking, Server, Want, wish, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

all over bros, Bitcoin, bros, Craig Wright, cryptocurrency, Deception, Digital Currency, EXPOSED, Fake, fraud, fun while it lasted, hoax, identity revealed, Impostor, internet drama, jig, Minecraft, online controversy, scam, smp, the jig is up, truth revealed, Uncovered, unmasked

Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	207	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Farms Harvested:	450	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoCoolMomAllowed

alcohol, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, consequences, cool mom, court petition, custody agreement, discipline, discipline strategies, ex-spouse, family dynamics, homecoming dance, Honesty, NoCoolMomAllowed, parenting, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, Trust, Weed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

Best choice, best option, best pick, best position, best selection, ideal position, Minecraft, optimal position, perfect position, preferred position, prime position, ProGamer69, recommended position, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top position, top position for success, top ranking position, top rated position, top selection, ultimate position

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

blocktopia, Chaos, Crafting, CREEPERS

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5551
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Invisible Wheelchair Land

acceptance, accessibility, advocacy, Awareness, Challenges, compassion, Disabilities, education, Empathy, inclusion, INVISIBLE, invisible disability, Invisible illness, Land, mental disability, mental health, Perception, Stereotypes, stigma, Support, Understanding, wheelchair

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	412826
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	2620	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.