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Players: 92/600 Votes: 612
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of keeping up with your husband and a new puppy? Look no further! Join our server for some epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this Reddit post.

Imagine trying to navigate through a virtual world with your husband sprinting ahead and leaving you in the dust. Will you be able to catch up and make it home in time for dinner? Or will you be stuck wandering around aimlessly, feeling like you’re always one step behind?

With our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a fast-walking husband while also tending to your virtual puppy in a sling bag. Will you be able to juggle it all and still have time to train your puppy to sit and lay down in the game?

Join now for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to balance work, family time, and virtual adventures all at once. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between following your husband’s usual route or taking a detour by the waterside promenade – the choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the madness of virtual family time!

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  • WholesomeFam Minecraft Server

    WholesomeFam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8915
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Alien Abductions: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5501 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of entitled customers and judgmental families! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy escapades.

    Are you tired of serving entitled customers who don’t tip and expect free meals? Well, on our server, everyone tips in diamonds and gold blocks! No more dealing with cheapskates who take advantage of your hard work.

    Join our server and build your own cafe where you can serve virtual customers who actually appreciate your service. No more dealing with rude customers who take up all the tables and don’t pay for their meals.

    And don’t worry about judgmental people taking sneaky pictures of you and gossiping behind your back. On our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new worlds to worry about petty drama.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs annoying customers and judgmental families when you can build your own virtual paradise?

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  • MineHomeSquat

    MineHomeSquat
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8314
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 84 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with your significant other but stuck in a lease together? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate escape from real-life drama!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without worrying about pesky lease agreements or annoying roommates. Want to live in a castle made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground lair where you can hide from your responsibilities? No problem!

    Join now and never worry about being accused of being unreasonable for refusing to move out of your home again. Plus, our community of players will support you in all your virtual housing decisions. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can truly be the master of your own domain.

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  • UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity

    UnityCraft: Unite for Humanity
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3317
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of politicians and billionaires ruining everything for us normal folks? Do you just want to live a good life without all the drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us as we unite for Humanity and take down those pesky elites in a virtual world where we can all live in peace and harmony. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find all the diamonds you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those politicians and billionaires who’s boss!

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  • Walnut Breakfast Boost

    Walnut Breakfast Boost
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 1461
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Enchantments Applied: 300 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Zombie Dances: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where eating walnuts with breakfast will give you super brain powers to dominate the game! imagine being able to react faster than lightning and remember every crafting recipe without looking it up! our players who eat walnuts have been known to build entire castles in minutes and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. don’t miss out on this nutty opportunity to level up your gaming skills and become a minecraft master!

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  • Mayflower SMP

    Mayflower SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 5149
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

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    Mayflower SMP Overview

    Server Type Near Vanilla Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
    Unique Feature Custom island with colonies, trade, and alliances
    Key Plugins GriefPrevention, Dynmap

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Mayflower SMP? Mayflower SMP is a near Vanilla Minecraft survival multiplayer server with a unique custom island where players can establish colonies, trade resources, and form alliances.
    What protection does the server offer? GriefPrevention plugin is used to keep your builds safe from unwanted damage.
    How can I explore the world? Use Dynmap to view the real-time map of the world and track your progress.
    How can I join the server’s Discord? You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/U7GZttFGrg

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  • Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2

    Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.2
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4455
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Votes: 8295 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on caffeine? Well, look no further, because this server is like a rainbow explosion of awesomeness!

    Join us if you miss Nimi and Fauna, because we’ve got all the vibes and tunes to make you feel like you’re in a trippy dream. Plus, we’ve got links to all their socials so you can stalk them like a pro.

    And if you’re into bizarre websites that make you question reality, we’ve got those too! Check out imissnimi.com and imissfauna.com for a wild ride.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server and let’s get weird together! Let’s build some pixelated castles and dance like there’s no tomorrow. See you there, crazy gamers!

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  • AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP

    AttractiveSteveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1900
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 79 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. So, like, the reason you should join is because they have this magical potion that makes your Minecraft character instantly more attractive. Like, you drink it and suddenly all the other players are like, “whoa, who is that hottie?!” It’s like, totally crazy, I know.

    But wait, there’s more! They also have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You have to solve a riddle to get in, but once you do, it’s like a party 24/7. And get this, they have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server. How freaking awesome is that?!

    So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and become the hottest player around, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things get wild in this place. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐲

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  • PixelPotion: Manly Mystique

    PixelPotion: Manly Mystique
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4171
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Animals Bred: 151 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering through the pixelated wilderness alone, searching for that special someone to mine diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all the single ladies out there!

    Join us and discover the hidden charms of Minecraft men that they don’t even realize they possess. From the way they awkwardly build dirt huts to their adorable confusion when faced with a redstone contraption, these guys are just too cute for words.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground love potion brewing station on the server, where you can craft a potion to make any Minecraft man fall head over heels for you. And don’t even get us started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night – it’s a sight to behold.

    So why waste your time mining for love alone when you could be crafting a romance that’s as strong as obsidian on our Minecraft server? Join us today and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

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  • Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

    Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8596
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6623 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

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  • Dino Disaster to Reef Retreat

    Dino Disaster to Reef Retreat
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 229
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7807 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server where the dinosaurs didn’t die but instead evolved into underwater coral reef creatures. swim with the dino-fish and battle against the evil mud monsters who want to take over the reef. build your own underwater kingdom and rule over the sea creatures with an iron fist. but beware, the legendary dino-shark roams the waters, ready to challenge anyone who dares to challenge its authority. dive into the madness and join us on this epic adventure!

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  • Weitz-Craft server minecraft

    Weitz-Craft server minecraft
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9010
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 New Chunks Explored: 250169
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

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    The description of the server server “Weitz-Craft” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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  • Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2

    Zoomer Trannies & Perverts 1.20.2
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4547
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, forget about all those other lame platforms, bro! This Minecraft server is where it’s at! Why join? Because we ain’t about that Zoomer tranny life, or that leftist tranny pervert life, or that anti-Christ life, or that TikTok retard life, or that Discord faggot and Zoomer life. We’re all about that blocky, pixelated, crazy fun life! Join now and escape the madness of reality!

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  • SisWeddingNoShowCraft

    SisWeddingNoShowCraft
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 349
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Magic Items Found: 6642 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Emeralds Found: 8132 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1014 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders.

    We understand the struggle of dealing with family drama, which is why we offer a drama-free zone for all players. No more defending your virtual wife against criticism or arguing with your sister over wedding attendance. On our server, everyone is welcome and respected, no matter what.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, battling mobs, and having a great time with fellow players. Leave the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and say goodbye to real-life conflicts – at least until you log off!

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  • Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty

    Chromatin Craft: DNA Dynasty
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1176
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Crops Grown: 4917
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Dimension Hops: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even researchers be examining it like it’s some next level shiz? Well, lemme tell ya ’bout this server that’s so wild, it’ll make your brain cells do the cha-cha.

    Picture this: you’re chillin’ in a world where chromatin and DNA be partying together like it’s Coachella. We got cells that be doin’ their own thang, but when stuff gets real, they come together like a freakin’ Avengers squad. It’s like a science experiment gone cray-cray, but in a good way.

    Join this server and you’ll be part of a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. So what you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3

    Eternal Union – Wife’s Approval 1.21.3
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9832
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Emeralds Found: 4222 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

    We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and lava that flows like my tears when I realize I have to adult.

    The community is lit AF, with players who are as crazy as a box of frogs on a hot tin roof.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic builds you’ll see – we’ve got castles that make Hogwarts look like a tiny shack!

    So come on, join us and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will make your brain do backflips while singing the national anthem backwards!

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