SpeedyBlockz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TrudeauCraft: Prorogue & Resign!

Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, political announcement, political decision, political development, political future, political leadership, political maneuver, political news, Political process, political resignation, political strategy, political transition, political uncertainty, Prorogue, prorogue Parliament, Resign, resignation plan, TrudeauCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where Justin Trudeau himself will announce his resignation plan while proroguing Parliament! That’s right, you can mine and build while watching a political scandal unfold right before your eyes! Join now for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s gonna be lit!

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5112	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9992
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	178
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchantments Applied:	261	Dragon Eggs Found:	8338

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	126	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Buildings Constructed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2