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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Emeralds Found:	4157	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9983	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8836
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2014	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	905	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Towns Built:	4

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	3896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Potions Brewed:	146
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2