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Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	107	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Watch Party., Primal Mist, Server, Shared FATE meetup, The Crow, Twin Peaks Season 2, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Star Shards Collected:	116	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Archive Minecraft SMP

Access, Archive, backup, Censorship, data, DELETE, Digital, GOOGLE, History, INFORMATION, internet, long term, Memory, Minecraft, preservation, Propaganda, Purge, SECURITY, smp, Storage, Technology

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	89
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926640	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Minecraft, moe, Obsession, Otaku, popular culture, Server, waifu

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8999	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	6441

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4055	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Ores Mined:	9049	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LiteBox server Minecraft

LiteBox, Minecraft, Server

The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4