Spectre SMP: The Vanilla Beans, where even the creepers have class!

Active, Beans, Builders, Class, collaboration, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Events, Fabric, Friendly, Grinding, Interactive, Longevity, Mods, Performance, PvP, REDSTONERS, Season, smp, Spectre, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1080	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

New Minecraft Servers

Spectre SMP Overview

Type	Vanilla 1.21 SMP
Community	Collaborative and friendly
Focus	Longevity and community-driven projects
Economy	Diamond-based with a focus on generosity
Server Location	Europe

FAQs

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

We are looking for:

builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want.
players who interact often and well with other members.
creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term.
active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat in meetings and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
Image2Map
FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server. You can send us an application there.

https://discord.gg/qxW24KgEas

CastiaMC

Auctions, Black Market, CastiaMC, Community, effects, Enchantments, Enhancements, Events, GEMSTONES, Guidelines, In Game Rankup, Jobs, Kingdom, Monsters, power, Relics, rules, Runestones, Seasonal Events, smp, Towny, Traits

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Crops Grown:	3462	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

CastiaMC

IP	rdt.castiamc.com
Website	https://castiamc.com
Server Version	1.21.4

General Information:

CastiaMC is a server where survival gets a serious upgrade. Here, you can build your own town, rise to power with your very own kingdom, and enjoy a chill, friendly community while you’re at it. Our goal? To create a fun, relaxed space where players can thrive. Here’s a sneak peek of what we have to offer:

Towny: Build your own town and protect your creations from griefers. Want more power? Expand and create your very own kingdom!
Jobs / Skills: No admin shops here! Earn money by picking one of our unique skills and completing tasks. From mining to farming, your skills pay the bills!
Relics: Monsters drop randomly generated items called Relics. These special treasures come with custom textures and enchantments stronger than vanilla limits.
Runestones: Power up your gear with Runestones! These magical enhancements boost traits, add special effects, and upgrade enchantments.
Resource Pack: We have added over 500 custom items with custom textures to the server. Custom hats, furniture and tools, we have it all!
Gemstones
Auctions
In-Game /rankup
Black Market
Seasonal Events
And much much more…

Community:

At CastiaMC, the community comes first. We’re all about keeping things fun and welcoming with simple rules (check them out on our website). While we love a good laugh, we make sure it’s a safe and positive space for everyone.

With frequent events—big and small—you’ll always have something exciting to look forward to. Meet great people, share laughs, and be part of a community that feels like family.

Our Rules and guidelines can be found at: https://castiamc.com/rules/

What are you waiting for? Join today!

Mystic Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, A Thousand Blazing Suns, character builds, Character Trailer, Citlali, Daily check-in rewards, Dimensional Detective Chronicles, Gaze of the Stars, genshin impact, Hoyofair Web Event, Incandescent Ode of Resurrection, Isles, Maps, Mavuika, mystic, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, Stand With Mavuika, Starcaller’s Watch, Sunset Animated Short, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.3 Trailer, Vow of Blazing Blood

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Votes:	8099	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got characters with names like Mavuika and Citlali, they’re like the superheroes of the blocky world. And get this, there’s a web event called “Stand With Mavuika,” like, why wouldn’t you want to stand with a blocky hero? Plus, we got banners with weapons like A Thousand Blazing Suns and Starcaller’s Watch, I mean, who wouldn’t want to wield those bad boys in battle? And don’t even get me started on the daily check-in rewards, it’s like Christmas every day! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the chaos in this Minecraft server like never before!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4290
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	257
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	2084	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

: free donation for everyone!

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Star Shards Collected:	281
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	6056
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8977
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7867	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	5173
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Animals Bred:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Votes:	1451
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	6

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!