Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
Zombie Dances: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Emeralds Found: 2835
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ores Mined: 3240 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 109987 Farms Harvested: 169

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Mines Excavated: 1631
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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