SpasboyMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCarCraze

Accidents, Angry, CAR, CraftyCarCraze, dad, DEBT, Disappointed, DRIVE, Effort, ENTITLEMENT, Grateful, illegal, insurance, License, not accepting, Porsche, Privilege, stepmom, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about insurance for your virtual cars! 🚗💨

Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.

Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8093	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8268	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	141
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6758
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	3181	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	178
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	152799	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Star Shards Collected:	86	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3054
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Farms Harvested:	404
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	Mines Excavated:	4099

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

Players:	107/400	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11