| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7031 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 507 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2932 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 196 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Votes: | 1505 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7987 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9737 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7904 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 162 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5350 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7452 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1782 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4491 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 111 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 493 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5102 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6764 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5718 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 242 | Farms Harvested: | 474 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8009 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 2667 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
