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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6711
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7571

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Void Armor Forged:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	395796

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	171	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mines Excavated:	4581
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	706
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	186	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	261	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4596	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	806	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6