SparkPrison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mines Excavated:	2698
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7227
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Votes:	9103

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Votes:	5372
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3959	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	3443	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Potions Brewed:	52

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2958
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Spears Created:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7844
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Animals Bred:	175
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Players:	103/300	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12