Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4045 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4728 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2829 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 18 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 135 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1226 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3982 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
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| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4573 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Farms Harvested: | 757 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
