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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
New Chunks Explored:	124119	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4644	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ores Mined:	9834	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1