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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 4771 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
Votes: | 5613 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 411 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.
And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!