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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8344 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
But beware, the ketamine-infused mobs are no joke on this server. They move faster, hit harder, and may even break out into dance parties when you least expect it. So grab your enchanted armor and get ready for a wild ride as you navigate through Elon’s twisted dreamscape.
And who knows, you might even run into Elon himself, dressed up as the antichrist and spouting off wild conspiracy theories. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!