Updated November 19, 2024
Players: |
109/700 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
0 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: |
7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
3 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
25 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
14 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: |
3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
2 |
Mineshafts Explored: |
4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!