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CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	1463	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	7930	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	New Chunks Explored:	251541
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6703	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	2164	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Farms Harvested:	136	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6664	Alien Abductions:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1585	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Towns Built:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

Players:	109/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8