SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship

ABANDON, aerospace, Astronauts, boeing, capsule, commercial spaceflight, Fails, Landing, mission control, NASA, Noobs, reentry, Ship, Space, space capsule, space exploration, Space industry, space mission, Space Travel, spacecraft, STARLINER, Technology, test flight, unmanned

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2348	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchantments Applied:	251	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	991749	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	110	Dragon Eggs Found:	6275
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	558340	Potions Brewed:	144
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1246	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Passages Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.