Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	3615
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8339	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4237	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Animals Bred:	140	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Emeralds Found:	1535
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Potions Brewed:	183	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	5

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9500

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?