Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

    The Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so bonkers, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our upcoming events like “En-Nah Into Your Lap” where you can claim 10 free Boopons (whatever those are) or “Vicious Dogs Within” where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have redeemable codes for in-game goodies like ZENLESSGIFTHS and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC. Who needs diamonds when you have ZENLESSGIFTHS, are we right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of virtual revenge, cunning hares, and friendship fairs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! #BestServerEver #MinecraftMadness

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Confusing Men Minecraft Server

    Confusing Men Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most confusing and unpredictable players around! Our players claim to love building and crafting, they profess their love for mining and exploring, they’ve been inspired by redstone creations and epic battles, but they still can’t resist pranking each other and starting crazy wars? How can you love something and yet want to blow it up with TNT? Are all players just insane?

    Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Build your dream castle only to have it destroyed by a sneaky player, team up with friends to take on epic quests only to have them turn on you in the end. You never know what to expect on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

    So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the craziness of our Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Multi Search Minecraft SMP

    Multi Search Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of searching for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a special multisearch feature that sends your search query to every search engine in existence all at once – talk about efficiency!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of finding rare items in the game with the power of unlimited search engines at your fingertips. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have the power of the internet on your side?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you? Join now and find out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server

    Tsukihime Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend it against any griefers or trolls. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP

    Regular Self-Hatred Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hating yourself and ready to start hating the world instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rage out in a fun and constructive way! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild characters that will make you forget all about your self-hatred. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them laugh. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the hate flow through you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server

    Loaded by the Stairs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable companions in Minecraft? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you! Our virtual girlfriend will always be there for you, waiting patiently by the stairs. She won’t walk out on you, eat your food, or even say a word – she’s the perfect partner! And the best part? She’s always ready to poke, no complaints, just pure dedication. Join our server now and experience the joy of having a virtual girlfriend who will never run off with another player or spout off about something woke. Trust us, she’s the best companion you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP

    Bimbo Fur Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Cop Bimbos 2.0 Edition, where the only law is looking fabulous while fighting crime! Join us on this wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience the Bimbo Effect in an Atompunk setting.

    Ever wanted to marry a bimbo? Well, we have a guide for that! And don’t forget about our Collared Rookie, Cyberpunk bimbo story, and the legendary Bovine Sugar Mama.

    Drawfriends are welcome, because female bimbos are the best and futa bimbos are totally OK! So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with bimbos, crime-fighting, and lots of laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with a bimbo cop along the way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server

    Japan Is Better Than Europe Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where history, language, and culture collide in the most epic way possible! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of ninja warriors from ancient Japan stumbled upon our server and decided to make it their new home. They brought with them their ninja skills, samurai swords, and a whole lot of sushi. Now, our server is filled with secret ninja hideouts, epic battles, and the occasional ninja dance party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical language school where you can learn to speak Japanese like a pro. Want to impress your friends with your newfound language skills? Join our server and start chatting in Japanese like a boss.

    And last but not least, our server is a melting pot of different cultures from around the world. You’ll meet players from all walks of life, from Viking warriors to Egyptian pharaohs to alien astronauts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have when you join our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there. Trust us, Japan is better on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 325 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP

    /s p/ literally on SUICIDE WATCH Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Our players are so competitive and ruthless that the /sp/ board on 4chan is literally on suicide watch because of the intense drama and backstabbing that goes on here.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly watching your back, never knowing who will betray you next. Our players have been known to build secret underground bases filled with traps, just waiting to lure in unsuspecting victims.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have epic build battles, where players compete to create the most outrageous and creative structures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of justice, rumored to grant its wielder invincibility in battle.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

    No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Towns Built: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

    So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 81
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

    Best Seasons Minecraft SMP
    Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

    And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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