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Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	57
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8714	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1