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Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	9588	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Serious Question: Can You Survive This Minecraft Madness?

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Are you tired of middle-managers who do absolutely nothing except sit in their office and chat with their buddies? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server where middle-managers actually DO stuff, like guiding players on their tasks, training newbies, and making sure everyone is on the right track.

Forget about lazy managers who don’t do anything productive, our middle-managers will make sure you’re always producing the correct blocks, not sleeping on the job, and running the right stuff. Plus, they’ll actually come check on you in the warehouse instead of hiding in their office all day!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server where middle-managers are actually useful and not just useless NPCs, join us now and experience the most efficient and hilarious management team in the game. Who knows, you might even get promoted to middle-manager yourself and show them how it’s really done!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty AF: Know the difference between a creeper and your ex

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	161
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Villages Defended:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2249	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	113205
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!