Join Now: The *Greatest* Minecraft Server You’ll Never Want to Leave (or Escape!)
Are you tired of living in a world where your blocks don’t whisper sweet nothings at night? Where the creepers don’t sing lullabies? Join us in this mind-bending reality where every pixel might just be a slice of your sanity! You might think you’ve played Minecraft before, but you’ve never seen a server like this. Or *have* you? Welcome to the dimension where NOTHING matters, and EVERYthing is possible! If you think you’ve seen chaos, you haven’t met our server!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Daylight | The sun never rises, but the moon sings during the day! |
| Floating Mobs | Experience the thrill of battling sheep that float through walls! Can you catch them? |
| Mind Over Matter | Your mind *is* the block! Forget building, start thinking it! |
| Teleportation Potatoes | Plant potatoes to teleport random players to the nether or their *deepest fears*! |
| Cursed Diamonds | Find diamonds that moan upon collection! Can you bear the sound? |
FAQ – Or is it FQ? Who Knows!
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Just smash your keyboard until the screen bleeds rainbows. That’s not how it works? Well, maybe reality is a construct and you don’t really want to join anyway! Are you sure?
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules are just illusions created by the order to maintain their control over your mind. Jump into the chaos and discover a new law—conform to no law!
Q: Is there a community?
A: Only if you add your mind to the collective! The voices say they’re friendly… sometimes. Wait, who told you that?
Random Quotes
“Excuse me xir, do you have any gluten free and vegan options on the menu?”
“It’s like they don’t want you to find the truth hidden in plain sight…”
“I swear the llamas know my secrets, but they just won’t tell me anything!”
Join us! Or don’t. But if you don’t, how will you ever know the truth?
# 🍵 TeaTime SMP
