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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	261
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Towns Built:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	5339	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mines Excavated:	4817	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	New Chunks Explored:	668628
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	177	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10