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Blocky BFFs Minecraft Server

activism, BFF’s, Bigotry, blocky, discrimination, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized groups, Minecraft, Misogyny, Server, social justice, Transgender, Wom*n, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring, politically correct Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in outrageous and nonsensical rules like “Wom*n don’t deserve human rights”! But don’t worry, we might consider giving them to ftms if they can prove their worth by taking a cock up the ass like a champ.

Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity, chaos, and questionable decision-making! Who needs logic and reason when you can have a server that defies all expectations and leaves you scratching your head in confusion? So come on, join us and experience the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

My Friends Rocky Marriage Minecraft SMP

Best Friend, Controlling, difficult marriage, Friend advice, friend conflict, friend loyalty, friend support, Friends, manipulative, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, marriage troubles, Minecraft, prioritize happiness, relationship problems, Rocky, rocky marriage, small fights, smp, take the L, toxic relationship, unhappy marriage, walking on eggshells

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with creepers lurking around every corner!

We offer a safe haven for all players looking to escape the clutches of controlling spouses and manipulative partners. Our server is a place where you can build your dream world without anyone telling you what to do or how to do it.

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind! Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side? Let’s build a world where the only drama comes from accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with TNT!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PreggoProblemsNoWhining

Choices, complaining, consequences, family, family dynamics, Gratitude, Milestones, milestones envy, PreggoProblemsNoWhining, Pregnancy, regret, RESPONSIBILITY, Rushed, rushed relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, Support, unsupportive

Are you tired of your sister constantly rushing through life and making impulsive decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and join a Minecraft server where the only rushing you’ll do is to mine diamonds before someone else snags them?

Join our server and leave the real world behind! Build your dream house without settling for the first one you find, and take your time to explore and enjoy the game at your own pace. No more complaints about run-down houses or lack of childcare – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for snapping at your sister – we’ve all been there! So come on over and let’s support each other in our pixelated adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual diamonds along the way!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	New Chunks Explored:	17983
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RegretfulGriefer Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Choices, Decision making, forgiveness, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experience, letting go, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretfulGriefer, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, smp

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend Steve? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-creeper-punching policy! Join us and never live in fear of explosive retaliation again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers throw wild parties every night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the villagers and make up for all your past creeper-related mistakes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PixelPizzaCraft

addiction, bad habit, Commitment, compulsion, determination, guilty pleasure, indulgence, never give up, Obsession, perseverance, PixelPizzaCraft, resilience, resolve, self-control, self-discipline, stubbornness, temptation, unhealthy habits, vice, Weakness, Willpower

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SafariCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Africa, African, Challenges, collaboration, concerns, demographic explosion, Development, Environment, Future, Global, Impact, innovation, Minecraft, population growth, research, Resources, SafariCraft, scientists, Server, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Worried

join our epic minecraft server where african scientists are freaking out about a population boom of talking llamas and dancing chickens. we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant animals and battle them in epic gladiator-style tournaments. if you’re not afraid of a little chaos and a lot of laughter, then come join us on this wild ride. who knows, you might even discover the cure for brain farts while you’re at it. so what are you waiting for? come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Farms Harvested:	307	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GazaCraftEUReject

critically ill patients, diplomatic relations, EU, european union, finland, Finland healthcare system, gaza, Gaza crisis, GazaCraftEUReject, global health, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, medical assistance, Medical Ethics, patient care, political decision, refusal, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than Finland refusing to help sick peeps from Gaza! our server is like a wild rollercoaster of chaos and madness, you never know what’s gonna happen next! we got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a soap opera! come join the fun and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed! plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sesame Seed Brain – Minecraft

amygdala size, Brain, brain analysis, brain development, brain differences, brain function, brain imaging, brain research, brain size, brain structure, Cognitive science, conservative people, Dutch individuals, Ideology, Minecraft, MRI scans, neurology, neuroscience, political beliefs, political ideology, Psychology, Seed, Sesame, sesame seed

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we do brain scans on all our players to see if they conservative or liberal!!! if ur amygdala is bigger den a sesame seed, u gotta build a wall around ur base to keep out dem liberals! but if ur amygdala is tiny, u gotta plant trees everywhere and give out free healthcare to all ur Minecraft villagers! it’s a wild ride on dis server, u never know what kinda brain scans u gonna get next! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of ur life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, Builders, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Store, Survival, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Nexus: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles, just pure unadulterated SMP fun in 1.17.1!

1.17.1, Active players, Casual Server, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, Game TIME!, Interaction, Larger Projects, long term, Means, minecraft server, Nexus, Online Community, player community, Projects, Pure, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, smp server, sprinkles, Tight Community, unadulterated, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelisted server

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community involvement
Activity Requirement	Consistent game time and interaction with community
Release Status	Not released yet

FAQ

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server focuses on long-term projects and community involvement.

Q: Are there any activity requirements?

A: Yes, players are expected to dedicate a fair amount of game time to the community and economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is mostly semi-vanilla with a few quality-of-life plugins.

Q: Is the server released yet?

A: No, the server has not been released yet.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Send a PM requesting to be added to the Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Panchu’s Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

Alternative Rock, catchy tunes, emerging artists, energetic performances, indie bands, indie music, Japanese bands, japanese music, Last panchu, late night vibes, Mayonaka, Minecraft, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music scene, new music, Panchus, PIXEL, Playground, Server, talented musicians, underground music, Unique Sound, up-and-coming artists

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join us on Mayonaka for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can ride on the backs of llamas dressed as unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with enchanted golden carrots.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond crown and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where skeletons and spiders bust a move to the latest hits, and a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves in tuxedos.

So come join us on Mayonaka, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Emeralds Found:	4050
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

Archive, character profiles, chat client, community pastebin, critique, Depravity, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, group forums, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, site drama, smp, Taste, tq, webchat

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Meteorites Collected:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2013
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	2336
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	3