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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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