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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Towns Built:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2949
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mines Excavated:	4599	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3560
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Towns Built:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	4140	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9006	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	840
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7685	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8