Sovereign SMP Season 3: The Server Where You Can’t Trust Anyone, Even the Sheep

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	6031	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Sovereign SMP Minecraft Server

Overview
Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. We welcome all play styles and both Java and Bedrock players are welcome. Season 3 has just begun on 5/22.

Server Information
Plugin List: Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed!
Version: Paper 1.20.4

FAQ

What are the requirements to join the server?

Players must be 18+ years old.

How can I apply to join the server?

Apply through Discord by visiting https://discord.gg/93shJSPuGn

Is griefing or hacking allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.

Are both Java and Bedrock players welcome?

Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome on the server.

What kind of community can I expect on Sovereign SMP?

We have a wonderful and inclusive group of individuals and we are looking for more active players who are open and understanding.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1863	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	263711	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Ores Mined:	1703
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mines Excavated:	4328
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5296	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6096	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	8652
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Animals Bred:	187	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2623
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4993
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!