Source Engine Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crops Grown:	9053
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2275	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5387
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Towns Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8625
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7