| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6535 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7991 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 7968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5861 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.
A World on the Cusp of Change
In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.
We’re Seeking:
| Roleplayers | Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative |
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| Builders | Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts |
What Makes Ontos Unique:
18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events
Provide a portfolio of previous work
Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles
Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines
Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6852 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Potions Brewed: | 154 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 854660 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9132 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5398 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1035 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2568 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7981 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 762 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6683 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.
Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?
Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7580 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 261860 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9759 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.
Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 2221 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1128 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 108 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.
and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.
so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6139 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Server Overview |
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| Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome. |
| Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so. |
| If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there! |
| Q: Will there be quests on the server? | A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions. |
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| Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server? | A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not. |
| Q: Can I make videos on the server? | A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish. |
| Q: How do I apply to join the server? | A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above. |
| Q: When will the server start? | A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8715 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 423 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.
Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!
What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9165 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7010 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 983 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
