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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6326 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!