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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1863 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!