Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
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