SoulfulSimplicity: Minecraft’s Not-So-Hellish Realm!

Action-Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficult, Difficulty, enemies, Exploration, FANTASY, Frustration, Gaming, Hell, horse riding, immersive experience, Minecrafts, normies, NotSoHellish, perseverance, Realm, skill-based, SoulfulSimplicity, souls fans, video games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3875	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is: you just ride your horse and hit shit. Why waste time building elaborate structures or mining for resources when you can just saddle up and go to town on everything in your path?

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons are hooves and swords, and the only strategy is to charge headfirst into the chaos. Watch out for flying pigs, exploding sheep, and the occasional rogue llama looking for a fight.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Horse Olympics, where players compete in events such as jousting, barrel racing, and synchronized jumping. The winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new saddle for their trusty steed.

So saddle up, grab your sword, and get ready for the ride of your life on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Just remember: on this server, the only way to survive is to ride your horse and hit shit.

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5064	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	2740	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6293
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5733
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	140	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ores Mined:	1926
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crops Grown:	1821	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Votes:	4843	Zombie Dances:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Votes:	4703	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2222	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	92
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.