Sorry, No Crystals Here! Just Good Ol’ Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos

Axes, bedrock, Bows, Chaos, creativity, crystals, Destruction, Economy, Exploration, geysers, Good, hacked clients, Hint, java, Monuments, Piston, PvP, semi anarchy, Slime, Survival, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12

New Minecraft Servers

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?	Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows. Quality of Life: Few tweaks implemented for convenience like teleport, ignore, and sethome commands. Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, based on trading with other players. Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for free exploration. Permanent Legacy: Map never resets, monuments built will stand for years to come. TNT Duplication: Enabled for easy building and creativity.

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Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Few tweaks implemented for convenience like teleport, ignore, and sethome commands.
Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for free exploration.
Permanent Legacy: Map never resets, monuments built will stand for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easy building and creativity.

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	920	Void Gems Collected:	39

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Votes:	7674
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Runes Activated:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	202

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	776892
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8760
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	1421
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	734	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	New Chunks Explored:	654371
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!