Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server

    Hakenkreuz-Free Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

    Join us for a wild ride as we explore the most hakenkreuz looking symbols that are totally legal in Germany and other countries with anti-nazi laws. Who knew swastikas could be so fun and harmless in pixel form?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing havoc and hilarity wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their shenanigans? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few anti-nazi laws). See you in the pixelated madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Zombie Dances: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP

    Cafe Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, say goodbye to all that because on our server, it’s chaos all day, every day!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’ve always dreamed of building a house made entirely out of TNT. Our server is the only place where you can ride a pig into battle against an army of evil llamas, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    But be warned, only the bravest and craziest players can survive in our world of madness and mayhem. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the chaos, come join us and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9115 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Crops Grown: 3849
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /

    Minecraft SMP: / Mine / Laugh / Build /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Manfred Wins Edition, things are anything but ordinary!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride on a flying pig! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    So why wait? Join Manfred Wins Edition today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend and have songs written about your epic exploits!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6506 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server

    Re-Mine Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! But shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of super-intelligent, talking pigs? Yep, you heard that right. These pigs will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. Plus, they’re great at giving out relationship advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic dance battles. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Baby Shark”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember… always trust the plan. Because the plan involves lots of fun, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. But hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so awesome, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Emeralds Found: 524 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP

    QNT Giving 2017 XRP Vibes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Potato Army, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious loot. Will you join forces with them or stand against their starchy tyranny?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Remember, in this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head. See you there, wagmi!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • skaryWORLD Minecraft server

    skaryWORLD Minecraft server

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Bocchi’s Blocky Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because Kita Ikuyo is here to save the day! This server is so cute, even the creepers can’t resist giving you a hug (just kidding, they’ll still blow you up).

    Join us for a wild adventure where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our friendly community is always ready to help you out, whether you need a hand building a giant statue of a potato or just want someone to join you in a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure trove filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you end up getting lost in a maze of rainbow-colored sheep and never find your way out?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kita Ikuyo today and experience the cutest, craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may look adorable, but they’ll steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Emeralds Found: 8635 Holy Grails Found: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 90486 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Void Gems Collected: 34

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

    Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

    ””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches, and participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cake” competition.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him and answer his riddles correctly.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Gif Master Minecraft SMP

    Gif Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to get your heart racing! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, post /a/ gifs that get you going! Who knew that pixelated blocks could be so steamy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see where the madness takes you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Polska Minecraft Server

    Blocky Polska Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos of natural disasters like Cyclone RussiaGermany! Watch as the Vistula and other rivers swell to epic proportions, flooding 80% of Polish houses because apparently local superstition says it’s good luck to have flowing water outside your window.

    But hey, who needs a stable foundation when you can have a thrilling ride on a makeshift raft through your living room? Join us if you’re ready to live life on the edge (literally) and see if your country also builds houses over risky terrain. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

    Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Crops Grown: 1252
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Is Real Minecraft Server

    Is Real Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, Anycolor, is here to shake things up!

    Join us on Anycolor and experience a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic.

    But that’s not all – on Anycolor, you can ride llamas into battle, build houses out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even tame a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding (as long as you keep him supplied with brains, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Join Anycolor today and help us make Minecraft great again…or at least make it more colorful and ridiculous than ever before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 163
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Dimension Hops: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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