Yo, bro, forget about Sora-chan stalking you on X, come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy stalkers like her!
We’ve got crazy mods that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion, and the community is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and protect you from any unwanted attention – Sora-chan included!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to all your problems – virtual and IRL!
