| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 212 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2264 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3768 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8829 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6531 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 372 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 3989 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8723 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8510 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 394 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8511 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 158 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2561 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5484 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3432 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 866 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 2622 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9115 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 1974 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3863 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 8577 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3999 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8450 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4463 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 118 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1977 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
