Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dimension Hops: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Villages Defended: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6564 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4459 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 154
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 78 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Towns Built: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 230 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 8293

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCash30K

    CraftyCash30K
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7468 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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